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Merrick Garland Just Got Outed; Which Is Exactly What He Deserves
I realize that White men in white collars tend to have a serious fetish for Winston Churchill. And because these guys are exclusively responsible for the subject matter of this piece, I will put this in terms they can easily understand. You have probably heard this before but it bears repeating. Churchill famously said to Neville Chamberlain, one of the most notorious weak weasels in world history: “You were given the choice between war and dishonor. You chose dishonor, and you will have war.” That was 1938 and Churchill was scolding Chamberlain about his gross miscalculation and mishandling of Adolf Hitler. We all know how that played out. Attorney General Merrick Garland should have taken note of this quote the moment he took office.
THIS DANGER IS REAL, AND GARLAND GOT CAUGHT PLAYING GAMES
It’s not like Hitler started out with the Nazi death camps. He started out as a flagrantly corrupt egomaniacal asshole authoritarian politician first, and steadily worked his way up to the mass torture and human extermination campaigns he became best known for. And if you hadn’t noticed, America is dealing with its very own flagrantly corrupt egomaniacal asshole authoritarian politician right now. And unless we want him to bloom into the homegrown genocidal despot we never thought we’d see on these shores, we’d better…